World 01 - Level 1
incomplete, edit later
If you just want to know what I did in Japan, skip to the second blog on this site. This is just to journey to Japan which left me with too much time on my hands
Location: Landgraaf - Start of the journey - Song: Twice - little dragon (ewdit me)
Stanni's dad picks us up. Pepe is outside but wont come in due to his advanced autism. He decides to throw himself on the ground and scratch himself instead. We need
to go to Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam. Stanni's dad thinks that the best way to do this is to go through Gangelt. Stanni swears that the highway to Eindhoven ius
really close by (it is). Stanni's dad sats tgat going through Tuddern is quicker (it isn't). There is a short discussion which apparenty Stanni wins because 5 minutes
later we are on the road!
Location: Schiphol Gate B31 - 3 hours before departure - Song; Source - Fever the Ghost (edit me)
Apparently a 'moment' (edit this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moment_(time)) is an actual unit of time meaning about 90 seconds. So we were apparently 120 moments
too early. We were done with all our checks luggage drops at 07:10 and the plane would leave at 1010.There was really nbo danger to being late, the real danger was
accidentally taking the plane to Hamburg which left at the same game as our plane, but 2 hours earlier. Time for a walk.
Location; mind your Schiphol- 1 hour before mind your step - Song: Mind your step (edit in; http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=WXRwcJvt-fM&p=n#/0;6 )
Mind your step. The same voice, Mind your step. Over and Over., Mind your step. Aaargh. Mind your step. M????in?d?? ??????y????????o?u??r?? ?s?????t????e??????p?
Location: an airplane in Amsterdam - heading to Vienna, Austria - Song: some Austrian symphony thing (edit in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFERBp9vEbU )
Secretly I hope that no one will come sit next to me. I care about my personal space. 1 personal space, 2 personal space - Apart from Stanni of course who is already
seated next to me. She has the window seat of course. She was also the one who checked us in. I am sure that this is just a coincedence. Damnit someone just sat next
to me. Time to analyse the flight brochures.
Instructions on using THE HORN
Step 1: grab the horn of ??????????. Speak the words of control: H??????????E??????????? ???????????C??????O??????????M?????????????E????????S?????????????
????????????????W?????????A?????????????I??????????T????????????I????????????????N????????????G????
??????W????????????A?????????????T??????????C??????????????????H??????????????I???????????????N?????????????G????????????????
???????????????????W????????????A????????N??????????????T???????????I??????????????N?????????????G??????????? you have 3 seconds
Step 2: Make the mystical gestures that are part of the ritual. A green light will exit the horn and give you a message. The message is for no one else! Take this message to your grave.
Step 3: The connection is now complete! You now have 7 seconds to communicate with ??????????. As soon as you connect HIS horn, a proboscis will descend through the horn and attempt to interface
with your brainstem. Speak your wish and HE will hear it. Ask your question and HE will answer it. You and ?????????? are one. It is HIS message that you will now spread.
Step 4: Make your offspring use HIS horn. HIS will is law. HIS law is thuth. HIS truth is the message.
Instructions on what to do if the party is really getting started!
For instructions on how to headbang. Follow step 1, then follow step 2, then repeat.\
Are you really drunk but would still like to go to the best part of the party? Get on your hands and knees. Heavy smoke is a good indicator that you're heading in the right direction. Smoke is
heavy and will drop over long distances. SO when it starts to clear up, you know you're getting to your target.
Once you have reached your party destination see step 1 and 2 (please repeat)
Instructions on how to handle a person next to you who won't stop talking
Step 1; open the hatch
Step 2; Pull the level downwards
Step 3: Open the door and say either 'goed verhaal, lekker kort' or ' dikke doei'
Step 4: Embrace the sweet release of death
Location: Vienna airport - Waiting for the transfer flight to Tokyo (5 hour wait) - Song: Lets go stuck in the sound
Hello and welcome to episode 34 of Pauls airport reviews. Today I will be reviewing
Welcome to my blog thingy
here I will give updates on my travels through Japan together with Stanni. I will update only sporadically because I am writing this on a laptop I borrowed from the hotel. I can only borrow the laptop for 24 hours and it costs 1000 yen (about 8 euros). So I hope to make about 3 to 4 updates in the 2 weeks that I am in Japan. The laptop I am writing this on is not only very slow and old, the keyboard is also layed out in Japanese style, so any and all mistakes and typos you come across on this blog are solely the fault of the laptop, they are definitely not my own mistakes. That would be preposterous. The blog will be written in English. Because that just feels right.
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